Tim called me today. Tim? Tim Who? Oh. Tim. Right. The Tim who called me weeks ago, told me to call him, call him I did, answer he did not and then didn't call me again up until today. Well he called me and asked me if I would liek to hang out tomorrow. My first thought was to respond with, fuck off but then I really thought about it and realized, my little girl is in dire need of a good lay and Tim is just that.
So I said to myself, Sammy let's put aside all the girlie bullshit feelings of whatever and just "hang out" with him. I replied with a probably little too much of an enthusiastic, I'd love to fuck you tomorrow. He didn't say anything for about 2 minutes. I can't be sure if he was shocked at my knowing the purpose behind his call and the fact that I had the audacity to call him out on it, or if his brain wasn't functioning correctly due to the sudden lack of blood. Well, in the top head anyway.
BUT, now tomorrow is completely off. Why? Oh, well Mother Nature decided to be a cockblock and pop my period on me 3 days early. Fanfuckingtastic. Fucking twat. Pfft. She is so off the Christmas card list this year.
So I said to myself, Sammy let's put aside all the girlie bullshit feelings of whatever and just "hang out" with him. I replied with a probably little too much of an enthusiastic, I'd love to fuck you tomorrow. He didn't say anything for about 2 minutes. I can't be sure if he was shocked at my knowing the purpose behind his call and the fact that I had the audacity to call him out on it, or if his brain wasn't functioning correctly due to the sudden lack of blood. Well, in the top head anyway.
BUT, now tomorrow is completely off. Why? Oh, well Mother Nature decided to be a cockblock and pop my period on me 3 days early. Fanfuckingtastic. Fucking twat. Pfft. She is so off the Christmas card list this year.
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