And Myth Becomes Reality.

Welp Ladies and Gents. Yesterday the unimaginable happened. I made myself squirt [and] it wasn't just a teeney little squirt it was like fucking Niagara Falls Mother of All That is Holy squirts. I have never not been able to cum. Another fabulous Samantha once said, Hunnie. When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come. But this was no ordinary party my friends. No. This was like going to the Oscars and getting one of those gift bags that's worth more than your life. Thank you Timmy Ho. And if he never calls again, I shall not only think of him fondly as an asshole, but as a demi-sex-god.