So in my year-long+ absence a lot of crazyness has gone down. Now that things are getting back to being copasetic, I can get back to writing and fucking everything that moves. Well, okay I was already doing the latter, but the former ... I can really concentrate on again.
Instead of starting from the beginning, how about I start at the end and work my way back? This post will of course be severely abridged, as it would be 500 paragraphs long if it wasn't.
Instead of starting from the beginning, how about I start at the end and work my way back? This post will of course be severely abridged, as it would be 500 paragraphs long if it wasn't.
Where I am now -- Single. 30lbs lighter. Longer hair; black-blue color. New apartment. New car. New job. New fish.
Where I was 6 months ago -- Swingle. 15lbs lighter. Medium hair; light brown color with blonde highlights. Old apartment. Old car. New job. Dead fish.
Where I was 12 months ago -- Taken. 30lbs heavier. Short hair; dark brown color. Old apartment. Old car. Old job. Fish.
Where I was 18 months ago -- Slightly taken. 40lbs heavier. Medium hair; dark brown color with red highlights. Old apartment. Old car. Old job. New fish.
And that's what you missed. Exciting, I know. Don't worry. Much more to cum ... wink
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