It's All Coming Back to Me Now.

Note to Self: End date before it even begins if chick answers door wearing TEAM EDWARD t-shirt with matching zip-up hoodie.


Really end date if chick asks if you will take her to see Twilight movie because she's only seen it twice and wants to see it for a third time, mind you the movie has only been out for one day, because she feels like she missed out on some key parts because she was so OVERCOME WITH EMOTION and couldn't stop crying because it was just so darn sad when the one guy was all like upset over not being able to have the girl he wanted and the other girl who wanted the other guy but the other guy wanted the girl he was with and then the one guy who wanted the girl but she wanted the other guy ended up finding his soulmate and it was just so sweet and overwhelming -- she just couldn't focus.


REALLY REALLY end date when you find out that 'OVERCOME WITH EMOTION' means shaking and wailing hysterically and needing to be physically carried out of theater.

I'm going to find the chick who wrote these fucking books and sue her for pain and suffering and my now seriously damaged reputation. I can never go back to that theater EVER again.

And I will never date another Twilight fan for as long as I shall live.