Forgive Me Father, For I Have Cum. It's Been Over 2 Weeks Since My Last Orgasm.

I need to get laid.

I can't function. All I can think about is cock, balls deep and pussy.

I need to get laid.

Tempted to go to a bar and just find SOMEONE.

I need to get laid.

Only thing stopping me is that SOMEONE may or may not end up having X amount of STDs.

I need to get laid.

And then I'd be screwed in more ways than I'd like to be and would never be able to get laid ever again.

I need to get laid.

And that is just something I wouldn't be able to handle.

I need to get laid.

Seriously. I would probably have to be put in a mental institution.

I need to get laid.

And we all know I'd be that person dry humping the padded walls, chairs, staff and fake plants.

I need to get laid.

Sonofabitch cock fucker titty ass twat cunt fuck god damn shit balls.

I need to get laid.