So I've kind of dropped the ball on the whole Monday Funday thing. Sorry. I've just really not been able to sit down and just gather all my thoughts and all that other shit. I've been working 24/7 because I've been trying to get a new car, since my lovely piece of shit '97 Honda can barely reach 80 mph without wanting to pull over on the side of the road and die. Not that I'd ever be driving 80 mph because that would be speeding and speeding is wrong. Anyway, let's see if I recall the next letter would be [D]. So onward hoe.
[D]: Doggie Style.
Probably one of the most used positions, besides missionary. Why? Because it feels fucking fabulous. Some people would disagree though. Why? If you've ever seen, Knocked Up, Katherine Heigel's character refuses to let Seth Rogan's character fuck her doggie style because she didn't want to get fucked like, you guessed it - a dog. His response, it's just the name of the style. It's not like you're an actual dog. Probably one of the best quotes in a movie EVER.
To all those people out there who are against doggie style, they're usually the girls who insist on ONLY fucking missionary, ugh perhaps you'd enjoy it if you pulled the stick out of your ass, or in some cases pushed it in further. I've always been able to cum in this position, and most men have a hard time staying in this position very long without cumming themselves. It's easier for most men to pump fast and [the] furious while a girl is on her knees, it provides a fantastic beachfront view and if the girl leans forward with her ass up, the cock slips in oh so nice and oh so mm mm deep.
All those of you for doggie, ya'll feelin' me on this one? For those of you against, ya'll really need to start thinking outside the box and for those missionary-only ladies, start thinking about your box.
[D]: Doggie Style.
Probably one of the most used positions, besides missionary. Why? Because it feels fucking fabulous. Some people would disagree though. Why? If you've ever seen, Knocked Up, Katherine Heigel's character refuses to let Seth Rogan's character fuck her doggie style because she didn't want to get fucked like, you guessed it - a dog. His response, it's just the name of the style. It's not like you're an actual dog. Probably one of the best quotes in a movie EVER.
To all those people out there who are against doggie style, they're usually the girls who insist on ONLY fucking missionary, ugh perhaps you'd enjoy it if you pulled the stick out of your ass, or in some cases pushed it in further. I've always been able to cum in this position, and most men have a hard time staying in this position very long without cumming themselves. It's easier for most men to pump fast and [the] furious while a girl is on her knees, it provides a fantastic beachfront view and if the girl leans forward with her ass up, the cock slips in oh so nice and oh so mm mm deep.
All those of you for doggie, ya'll feelin' me on this one? For those of you against, ya'll really need to start thinking outside the box and for those missionary-only ladies, start thinking about your box.
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