[C]: is for Chode.
Now there is some dispute as to what the chode actually is. Some people say it's the piece of skin between the weenie and the sack. Some say it's a doo-dah that's wider than it is long. I'm going to go with the latter for this post.
Some people seem to think that the longer a cock is, the better everything is. Ladies and Gents, I'm here to tell you that that is a bunch of fooey and you'd have to have a screw loose to believe that. Now, now I'm not saying that length isn't a wonderful thing. I'm just saying if you happen to see a cock that's not so tall but nice and stout, don't run the other way. It can be an absolutely delicious thing.
Absolutely delicious indeed.

A-friggin'-men to that!
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