Frizen Foller.

[B]: Butt Plug.

Nate the Great. Ah, Nate. There's a reason he was given the nickname he was given. This wasn't just a nickname I deemed him either, this was a nickname deemed to him by approximately 25% of the female population at the college we went too. Nate was 6'2, solid solid solid muscle, blonde haired and blue eyed, had the whole full pout model lips thang goin' on and the Great. Oh. Oh. Whew. The Great was 13 inches long and whoa wide. I did indeed just shudder out of sheer delight and fond hot and spicy memories. For being so solid and masuline and testosteroney he was incredibly limber. Thank god I'd let my trainer at the gym convince me to do pilates and yoga, otherwise I'm pretty sure I'd be in some sort of rehab program today. He liked it frontways and sideways and backways and longways. Shortways and moreways and floorways and in doorways. But he longed for the buttways. Que?

One night we were discussing sexual fantasies and he said he'd love to have anal sex. I was all like, What? The Great has never had the poop chute? He looked over at me with sad little puppy dog eyes and said that he'd been in a butt once for all of 2 maybe 3 minutes at the most. It was with the very first girl he'd ever had sex with. He said he'd turned her over to do some doggie and he uh thought he was choosing door number 1 but barged through door number 2 by accident. 13 inches in a virgin butthole with no lube my friends. Say it with me, OW. 

That's stuff you see in a porno not in a dorm room. I asked how he'd managed to stay in for those 2 - 3 minutes, and he said he'd mistaken her screams of pain for screams of pleasure. He wasn't the brightest of the bunch, poor thing. I'm sure he would've kept going if she hadn't screeched at the top of her lungs, You're fucking ripping my asshole apart, get the fuck out you jackass! I have a weakness for incredibly gorgeous men, with incredibly ginormous dicks, with incredibly blue eyes that can go all Puss in Boots on ya without warning, and the lips and the muscles. Oh the MUSCLES. Needless to say after hearing his story I made sure to give him exactly what he wanted. Yes. I led him upstairs, whipped out my newly purchased butt plug, which by the way was a total impulse purchase. Honestly though, could you resist purchasing a glow in the dark butt plug? I didn't think so. A nice large and in charge bottle of lube and after some minutes of pre-anal stretching, let the Great do his thang. Now I'm not bragging or anything because I know I'm not the BEST SEX on Earth, but the Great followed me around like a little puppy for ALL of his senior year and we, the Great, the plug and I had a GREAT fucking time.